KuraiMiyamoto

STR (Strength): How far can I throw the chicken?
DEX (Dexterity): How accurately can I throw the chicken?
CON (Constitution): How long can I endure holding a struggling chicken without getting tired?
INT (Intelligence): How well do I know the biological makeup/behavior patterns of the chicken?
CHA (Charisma): How effectively can I convince someone else to throw the chicken?
WIS (Wisdom): Can I understand why it is generally not a good idea to throw the chicken?